Dear Somnambulists,


If you would like to schedule a visit to the reliquary, we are now taking reservations for August and September 2022. Up to six participants may attend.


Tickets are $50.00 per person and are on sale now. 


To book a tour, contact ryan@relicsofthehypnotistwar.

Beginning in September, we will be offering surreal meals for groups of up to four. Dinners a la Dali, plucked straight from your dreams.

Tickets for surreal meals are $150 a person. To book a dinner date, contact ryan@relicsofthehypnotistwar.

There are so many clues that

sometimes I forget the mystery.

The mystery of sleep and the mystery of waking and the mystery of knowing the difference.